The Journal of Impossible Things

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

=O

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

“What is wrong with you people, wanting a zombie apocalypse,” says the relatively healthy, lower-class white male, with several firearms, in a very remote, sparsely populated area and a survival stockpile in the basement.

Yay!  New friend!

Yay! New friend!

Chlorophyll really takes the edge off that palladium poisoning.

Chlorophyll really takes the edge off that palladium poisoning.

MEANWHILE IN MY ASK BOX…
calvinandhobbes-daily:

May 31, 1992

Calmina?

calvinandhobbes-daily:

May 31, 1992

Calmina?

Message me a fetish you could see me having.

nanihoo:

bodemeister:

soporsensuality:

danithedoommagnet:

Why not!

GO GO GO

DO IT

I broadcast a lot of these pretty loud and clear let’s see if you can guess my secret ones

okay
I will finally reblog one of these things

lettiebobettie:

thederpvengers:

junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???” 
(Full-size pic here)

This might be my soul, but I am not positive yet.

lettiebobettie:

thederpvengers:

junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???” 

(Full-size pic here)

This might be my soul, but I am not positive yet.

anitacaroline:

Very first appearance of the tardis in doctor who.

Um….  Wasn’t the very first appearance in the junkyard?  Or are we talking the first materialization?

anitacaroline:

Very first appearance of the tardis in doctor who.

Um….  Wasn’t the very first appearance in the junkyard?  Or are we talking the first materialization?

norsepony:

Applejack Sparrow by *reaperfox