The Journal of Impossible Things

Also, I’ve caught up on Moffat Who, and I gotta say, I did not like Kill the Moon. My brain kept screaming “PHYSICS SAYS NO!!!” the entire time.

My November non-bill paycheck will either be getting me a coat or a mask. Not sure which yet.

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

So, did he ever find this?

himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom I can buy the groceriesMom I can pay for the houseMom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressing
Mom you can stop crying
Mom I can buy the groceries
Mom I can pay for the house
Mom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

Blow up my inbox.
  • Would you rather..
  • Fuck, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
  • Anonymous secrets
  • Anything you want!

People never ask me weird or personal things any more. It makes me sad.

Blow up my inbox.
  • Would you rather..
  • Fuck, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
  • Anonymous secrets
  • Anything you want!

guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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Can I just borrow this post for a second?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for Bubblegum-Marceline romance, but neither of them is a lesbian. Bubblegum used to date Old Mr. Creampuff, and, judging by her desire to bring him back to life, still harbors some feelings.
Marceline, meanwhile, was dating Ash up until a couple seasons ago.
So, ship them all you want, hell, I do too. But they aren’t lesbians.
Bubblegum and Marcelline are Bi.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Like wandering neutrinos

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that was one of my books.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Like wandering neutrinos

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that was one of my books.