how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
My existance now seems to be one of conastant pain. Joints that never bothered me before now hurt all the time, and I can’t seem to make it through a day without at least 1600 mg of ibuprofen throughout to dull the aches. The only real relief I get is durring brief moments of actual sleep, rarely occuring without the aid of diphenhydramine. I’m so stressed about work that I’ve actually had nightmares anout it, and barely two months in I’m thinking of looking for another job.
If this is what adulthood is, I think I’d prefer being comatose.
optimus prime becomes a lot funnier when you know his name literally means “best first”
like he’s the super humble benevolent leader of the autobots and his name is “awesome #1”
Same goes for his girlfriend.
tell me my puppy is cute
(I will, however, think it very loudly.)
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future