The Journal of Impossible Things

networkandsharingcenter:

globochem:

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This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. 

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the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop

sunlightknight said: Are you drunk?

Not at all.  Just watching Chef Ramsay save a hotel/restaurant.

Am I watcing itchen Nightmares or Fawlty Towers?
Diid I just see Richard Speight Jr. in a direct TV commercial, or am I just that exhausted?
What do you do when it’s 2 am, you can’t sleep, and you’re at someone else’s house?

Why, find a Kitchen Nightmares marathon, of course!

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

 #IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN  #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

I will learn this dish.

itswalky:

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

when i killed your brother i talked juuust liiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiis

itswalky:

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

when i killed your brother i talked juuust liiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiis