The Journal of Impossible Things

ninthtravelingman:

Today marks the 100th anniversary of the start of the Great War.  Maybe some day we’ll learn our lesson.

What was your first kiss like?
Anonymous

Well, I was nervous more than anything.  She was pretty, popular, Australian, and a dancer.  I was a nerd in the kitchen.  To be honest, I’m not sure what she saw in me, but, hey, no complaints here.

Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

keep-0n-blazing:

(Doesn’t even have to be anon)

Today marks the 100th anniversary of the start of the Great War.  Maybe some day we’ll learn our lesson.

Its SLEEPOVER SUNDAY!

softywolf:

send in your:

  • confessions
  • pleas for advice
  • secrets
  • bad jokes and pickup lines
  • sex questions
  • requests: selfies, playlists, or picspams
  • or just come talk to me and ask me anything you want

tardismonkey:

”What are the Big Finish Doctor Who audios like?”

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riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

ninthtravelingman:

Okay, I need to make a hat band for this hat, so what I want is a list of everyone’s favorite drink that comes with a bottle cap.  Soda, beer, whatever.

martinelli’s?

I’ll add it to the list.

sobe bc of the sayings

I think sobe caps might be a bit big.  I’m going with standard crown caps.